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Fine Nepeta Cataria Choice Chip™ Bundle

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Limited Edition Recreational Narcatics Choice Chip™ and two bags of Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria. It's amazing because while your cat satisfies itself with the Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria, you can utilize the Choice Chip™ as a crude fidget toy, or make important non-life altering decisions. For example, you might ask yourself...
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Limited Edition Recreational Narcatics Choice Chip and two bags of Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria.

It's amazing because while your cat satisfies itself with the Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria, you can utilize the Choice Chip as a crude fidget toy, or make important non-life altering decisions.

For example, you might ask yourself "Should I buy my cat more Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria so that I can get another Limited Edition Recreational Narcatics Choice Chip?" 

Choice Chip technology is purrrfect for BFFs with Treat Provision Anxiety (TPA) as it aids in the decision making process! The Future is here right now!

This offer is limited to 500 orders. Choice Chip™ availability is limited to this website and is not available through our other vendors. 

 

Recreational Narcatics Fine Nepeta Cataria is 100% natural catnip pellets.

  • Nepeta Cataria has been a favourite of cats for as long as cats have been able to sniff things, and with good reason! This dried herb contains a chemical known in the labs as Nepetalactone; one of only a few feline attractants found in the natural environment.
  • One of the first mentions of the recreational use of Nepeta Cataria comes from the writings of the Greek historian Herodotus. Take that, Thucydides!
  • To make our catnip even more irresistible, we have packaged it into convenient no mess pellets which can be easily poured into a dish or scattered around an empty box. Enjoy watching your feline friend’s curious nature take over.
  • Our Fine Nepeta Cataria was expertly grown and selected by farmers with decades of experience and knowledge of growing things. In this regard, Recreational Narcatics growers do not harvest plants until they’re nice and mature because that’s when plants boast their highest levels of nepetalactone, as well as essential oils and blooms.
  • When it comes to recreational use of plants, nepetalactone is the most concentrated component of the plant. Recreational Narcatics strives to provide you with the most potent Nepeta Cataria available.
  • This might be the purrrfect way for cats to get away from it all, but you, the Guardian, should be careful. If you’ve never used FINE NEPETA CATARIA before, we recommend testing the waters with a dozen or so pellets.
  • If your cat is on its ninth life, it may not be interested in our product at all.
  • Catopause is terrible for sales.
  • Caturday night should be as interesting and mentally stimulating as possible.

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Fine Nepeta Cataria Choice Chip™ Bundle
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